have you read any good books lately? *bean outtakes can be found here, and really shouldn’t be missed.
lessons on becoming an internet sensation
dog one is giving dog two lessons on how to appear especially awkward on a pouf.
where is PETA when you need them?
that’s what i’d like to know. animal rights my ass.
happy f’ing easter
i don’t get candy or eggs or even the opportunity to kill a bunny. but i do get these. go figure.
there’s a price you pay for fashion
and i’m pretty sure it’s your dignity. hmpf.
it was delicious, thanks for asking
vintage fur stole borrowed from lucy on her cross country adventure.